Bio Hephaestus

Hi. My name’s Hephaestus. I tend to be called Vulcan a lot, but that doesn’t bother me. As the title may imply, I’m the god of the forge, as in the hammering of metals and volcanoes and stuff. Don’t let my Olympian stature make me look all grandiose or anything. Believe me; I don’t feel divine or anything. Anyway, let me tell you about my friends and family: my inbreeding, power crazy family. (Don’t tell Zeus I told you that. He would send me to Tartarus, and you wouldn’t want to send a poor cripple to hell, would you?)